Saturday, January 16, 2010

The Real World DC: Playboys and Proper Portions

Andrew, Erika, and Ashley are all in a room discussing Ty and Emily's love life and Ashley interjects saying they slept together. Erika and Andrew decide to confront them to find the truth and Ty and Emily get all giggly and shady about it. (...they fucked!) Later on, Emily is telling Ashley how she feels and Ashley says she thinks they will be boyfriend/girlfriend by the end of this and she wants to see "little black-white babies." (SMH oh my god)

The girls, minus Emily (she's giving Ty some at the moment), go out to lunch and the topic of weight comes up. While Ashley runs her mouth about how she thinks she's gonna gain weight, Callie tells them she's always been the bigger girl and she can gain weight easily. How appropriate, we cut from the fatties to the athletes where we see Ty, Emily, and Mike in a gym working out.

Back home, Ty tells Ashley that he is upset his girlfriend broke up with him right before he got here and that fooling around with Emily just made it worst. So he calls Lauren, his girlfriend, and tells her he had sex with a roommate. He asks her for a response and she says "I don't want you."(REALLY? I thought she was going to take him back after he said that!)

Callie goes running, near the White House, and she gets home and tells them she got lost and had to run an extra 3 miles. Emily notices how Callie is always caring about her image. Outside, Andrew and Josh (0h, so he's still alive?) talk about how they are able to look through the shower glasses while the women are showering. They add at how much they both love Callie's body.

The crew goes out to a club and Emily gets her flirt on with another guy. Ty gets a little jealous and goes to Emily and tells her he is willing to pursue "it". Ty really wants to have a relationship with Emily except she keeps wanting it to not go further than what it is. When they get home, Ty and Emily fight about how Emily loves to dance with other guys but this quickly turns into a playful fight on the floor. That is...until Emily spits in his face. Josh and Mike quickly intervene to make sure nothing crazy happens.

The next day, the topic of playboy comes up with a couple of the girls, and Callie says she has the right hair color but Ty says she's not skinny enough (oh lord, here we go). Callie goes outside, gets teary eyed, and then all of the girls try to comfort here. Ty comes out and Callie tells him he hurt her (hmmm...that's 2 girls that don't like him). Ty tells her he was just being honest and she gets up and leaves. Emily tells him he needs to apologize.

So Ty goes to see Callie and they both feel like they're on good terms now. The next day, Callie, Erika, and Ashley go out to lunch and Callie says her mom was always worried about weight. She goes home and calls her mom and starts crying about her weight (and you were worried BEFORE about embarrassing yourself).

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