The Real World DC: The Princess and the Panda

Andrew's sexual disability is quite apparent to the girls in the house. They realize that this guy has never had "great sex" in his life. It's Sunday, so Mike and Ashley attend a local church. When they go home, Ashley discusses how hard it is for her to let people in her life. She gets emotional when she tells Mike and Emily how her and her mother have not spoken in a year and a half.

The cast goes to dinner but they are quickly interrupted by some people in the restaurant who keep saying "I wanna meet Carson Daly" (HAHAHA sorry Josh). Ashley immediately scolds them and Mike gets annoyed with her so he makes friends with the guy. Ashley gets pissed at this and they start to argue (I honestly think they switched genders). Ashley feels Mike is too nice to everyone and Mike thinks she's rude all of the time. Alone, Ashley tells him he's not comfortable being himself or comfortable with his own sexuality. Mike gets extremely annoyed by that comment (Never make fun of a homosexual's sexuality LOL).

The next morning, the crew finds these coupons in the mail for a sports bar called "Nellie's". So Andrew, Ty, and Josh all agree to go. They enter, and...umm, there's no women in the bar. Just men. (See where I'm going with this?) The boys sit down and start observing the graphic artwork on the wall when some guys come up to them and start flirting. Poor Andrew starts getting harassed with one guy giving him kisses on the neck. They end up leaving cracking up laughing and make a pact never to tell anyone what just happened.

Emily tells the girls she wants to give Andrew some Charm School and teach him how to get a girl. They give him advice on what to say to girls, what to order at a restaurant, and how to... take off a bra? Andrew takes this advice and goes to a club where he meets Alli. He takes her home, and she seems really cool, until they get into bed and she says "nothing" and just wants to spoon, nothing more. Once again, shot down!

After another altercation between Mike and Ashley, Mike tells Emily he finds Ashley's personality really annoying (Did he just wake up?). Andrew begins to email Alli to set up a lunch date, but lets be honest, when it comes to girls, this guy needs to be spoon fed by someone, so Callie helps him out. Andrew meets up with her and they go out to lunch. The date goes pretty well except Andrew just doesn't seem to adapt well to society and females in general. Anyways, later that night she comes over and brings her cousin (I smell a 3-way!). They end up staying the night in the house, kicking Emily out of her room.

The next night, Andrew is feeling so confident, and the roommies all go out to a club. Andrew gets completely wasted and outside some girl tries to take a picture of him. Ashley confronts her and apparently the girl cursed at her. Walking home, Ashley is complaining to the other girls about what happened and Mike says, "We all have your back." Ashley flips at him saying she's not in the mood and he responds ,"Don't be a bitch after one sentence!" They get in the house and start fighting even more and Mike decides to call her a bitch, again.

In the morning, Andrew gets a disturbing email from Allison saying that she is breaking up with him. Andrew walks away while the three stereotypical nosy women (Ashley, Callie, and Emily) crowd around the computer to read it. Mike and Ashley try to solve their problems but Ashley continues to run her mouth and cry. They end up aplogozing, well, Mike does.