The Ruins- Silence Of The Ruins: Episode 7

So the people in Thailand have officially gone crazy. The whole house is out by the pool going insane and partying. That's when part of the cast starts playing truth or dare and Susie says she would bang Cohutta. Aw, there is love in the air. (And although Susie is the devil, she has delicious looking abs.) Oh yeah, and Kim gets nude. Even drunken Casey moons everyone. The mood could not be lighter, until Brad is seen pissed as ever. Um...he hates Casey because of her weak ass (it was expected, she's a fresh meater!)

Susie talks with Johanna and expects her to go into the next ruins since Susie has already been in once and she agrees. Except Susie thinks maybe they should throw it because the other team will put Casey in against one of the two. (Susie! And you call yourself strong)

So at the challenge, almost the whole Challenger's team is nominated with the exception of KellyAnne. For the Champions, both Susie and Johanna are nominated, and Evan, Kenny, and Darrell go in. So they challenge is that each player from a team has to roll down a hill in a tractor tire and hit the endzone. Once they finish, they have to roll the tire back up the hill and the next player goes.

The Challengers start off pretty good until "The She-Devil Who Must Not Be Named". I mean, don't get me wrong, the challenge looks hard as hell, but WTF CASEY!!! She just takes her good old time trying to push the tire up the hill and as her team tries to cheer her on, Brad continues to hate on her in the confessional. And when Sarah goes down, I wasn't sure if she was competing in the challenge or having an orgasm.

The Champions send the girls first who do fairly well. Then the guys begin to go and to much complaining, they do very well. While Kenny's does a flip in the air, Evan rushed to his side to check on him (how nice, Evan cares about his bf Kenny) So the Champions finish and TJ doesn't even sound enthusiastic when he announces there victory.

Back at the house, Johanna straight up, in a nice way, tells Sarah she has many more challenges ahead of her and she's going to pick her for the ruins. In deliberation, Darrell quickly gets up and chooses to go against Cohutta aka Mr. Money Bags from the Mountains. Johanna fakes the team out when she goes for Casey's plaque but then ends up chosing Sarah like she said. Johanna is worried about damaging her pride by possibly losing to Casey and embarrassing herself. (Please! You dated Wes, there's not much more to be embarrassed about after that.)

Susie talks to Sarah about how she really wants her to stay but also likes Johanna a lot. Sarah, with a smiling face, tells Susie she's staying positive and really wants to be here. (This girl is more inspirational than Oprah.) Cohutta finds out that he's going in the ruins for the 3rd time and he starts to get a little...shaky. (What did this guy do to deserve this? He must be a republican.) Susie also decides to give Cohutta a pep talk (Can you say...HOR-HOR-HORNY).

So the ruin game they're playing is called crunch where they are hanging almost upside down by there feet but have to stay above water with a weight on their chest with there abs keeping them up. The girls go first and Johanna is apprehensive because Sarah is staying up for a long time. JoJo (damn, my last time calling her this!) falls under water and then pulls her release, which means she loses. NO!!!!!! Suprisingly, Johanna is happy she's leaving.

Darrell and Cohutta start and this one is tense because the winner will get 30k+ in their bank account. Darrell seems to be meditating and Cohutta starts to struggle and ends up pulling his release and loses. So Darrell wins and now has the biggest bank account and he says according to his team, his is guaranteed a spot in the finals. Cohutta walks out with everyone congratulating him and he even gets a kiss from Susie. (Be careful, she might have Swine Flu.)

Back in the house, Brad seriously gets on Casey's case. (HA! That sounds funny.) Brad tells her everyone on the team, like Sarah and Kim, really want to win and she is making them suck. Casey puts up a very weak defense. (Casey, you know you're just here to get wasted and have sex.)